Before They Become Smart in 2020 – Exposed Brain Dead Local Newscasters


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The Conan O’Brien show put together the following three compilations showing just how robotic, moronic, soulless, compliant and brain dead newscasters are. This is proof that real journalism is dead, that these newscasters are all actors reading off of a scripted teleprompter that displays the Associated Press feed that they are ordered to read. This shows that all you need for a nationwide “story” is one writer sitting alone in a room, conjuring up a script out of thin air:

Here’s another compilation. This time it’s a prepared AP script about how all of us sheep should be wary of “fake news,” i.e. “thinking for yourself”…

BONUS ROUND:


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